Washed Clean

I am a dirty boy , i must admit . Because ... i ate alot of sperm . I not only swallowed them , i chewed on them too . It tasted bitter sweet ... and i love it . I'll tell u whose i've taken ... Good source of protien u know ... ?

Just came home from the performance in Conrad . Tiring as it is ... but im now going to tire myself even further by having my reunion supper with Mom .

Woke up early late today , and enjoyed composing a String Quartet . Then after that ... i dressed up and wore my socks ... prepared myself for the performance . A year ago , on this very same day , the new year's eve , Stanley and i performed at Conrad . And now again , its already a year , and ive not seen Stanley for quite a long time , so there we were ... falling into the same predicaments again .

Introducing a few people today , there is Angeline , Carol and Melinde . Amongst all , Melinde has the highest authority , followed by Carol ... then Angeline . So the story goes ... Last year , we were slightly late because we were told to be there by 6 pm , but we didnt know it was 5 45pm . So there was this communication breakdown . The sarcastic thing was that ... Carol was on the phone , and when we were there , in front of her , she told a girl beside her to tell us that we were late . What the ... dun u think so ? She was just in front of us ... she could have just told us in the face , dun need to tell her 'servant' to tell us ... Anyway , she has this beautiful smile , which behind hides a jaw of crocodile teeth . She is indeed ... cunning . Then today , there's this new girl called Angeline , maybe kinda nerdy looking , but she was indeed very nice . She brought us around , despite the fact that we are just musicians , not some guests , she talked to us in a very nice tone . Amongst all , i think the best will go to Melinde , if she reads my blog , i think never a chance to , i wanna thank her . Last year , she offered us drinks , and she treated us very well . She has the hospitality , and she has the smile and character of a good leader . She is a supervisor if im not wrong ... An executive . Today she offered us orange juice ... and we were so thankful . She is the best ...

Then , we heard some heavy music at the lounge . I looked over ... and i saw this pianist . If u've read my blog before , and if it strikes u before ... well , im talking about the pianist , as in ... the pianist . Well , she wasnt there today . I think she left already ... because a guy was playing it . He was rough and heavy ... His music was heavy in chords ... though his repertoire were all oldies and some nice soothing songs ... but trust me , he didnt play it that way . He even had some mistakes , but he somehow managed to cover it up . I prefered the lady , the elegant pianist who played at Conrad , everynight ... She is so good , she doesnt have a single mistake , she even had time to look around and smile to the tourists ... unlike the guy today , who was wiping his sweat and staring at the keys ...

I took me a long while to tune that lousy Pipa of mine . It was terrible ... it sounded bad , and it treated me badly ... Well , i think im a Pipa abuser ... thats why . I had to tape its neck , so that it wont run off ...

There was this few salons which had different types of people inside . The first one was fine , they were amazed by the instruments ... and they clapped ... and they listened , really quietly . Then there was another room ... it was totally cold and quiet , well kinda of like in a funeral . Another was filled with people , and that was a big family . They enjoyed the music and they offered us red packets , only the first salon didnt . Then the last one was fine , they even recorded us down .

At the ballrooms ... there was this room , which was filled up with three tables , but yet its so quiet ... it doesnt quite sounded balance . And another was some familiar family that we played for last year , they recognised us , we didnt . We were kinda homely for that round ... we talked and they even told us that they know what we're going to play ... because they had it down on tape before too . The last room was the best ... this few drinking folks ... and their wives . They were really having fun , dancing about ... talking , laughing and make a fool out of anything . Then we played , and since its the year of the dog , they were literally barking away at every cadence . It was really fun ... i think this kinda audience is so much better , hope i get more like that tomorrow . Then when we were about to leave , they told us to play more ... and they quickly took out the red packet that was intentionally for us , and they added another $50 each . Just for one song ... and then , another guy wanted to add another $50 each for another song , then his wife stopped him . It was funny ... and really , it was fun .

Lots of eye candies ... if i were to be alone in that conference room ... then i would have ... nevermind . So ,we left our instruments in Conrad , and im not looking forward to tomorrow's performance , its gonna be tiring , again .

Samuel asked me out , but i couldnt , because Mom wants me back to eat . Sorry ... Just nice , he just came online ... such a coincidence .

House is ... filled , and my stomach is growling . Going to eat now ... Happy new year to everybody , and specially to Dad .

Here goes ... the section where people are curious about . Well , i ate fish sperm . Its only once in a year at this season that the white-bellied fishes will have sperm sags in their body , and the female has eggs . And the special thing is that ... u'll find in 10 fish , only 1 female . The rest were all male ... so i ate like 6 , because they were all very small sized . Uncle bought it for me this morning ... and the first thing i ate was sperm . Great isnt it ... ?

Almost forget ... Mom is really bad , she is somehow like jealous that i treat Dad so well . Please ... understand that he is ill . And she said so many bad things also ... i was giving her that foul face , then she stopped . Stupid ... Anyway , goodnight .

Hear the fire crackers outside , as it scares away the evil . And bath early , for that if u do before midnight , u'll wash off all ur problems and worries in the previous year . So here i am , i washed myself off clean from grudges and woes of 2005 , lets welcome 2006 with a new open heart .

Welcome .